i recieved a mail from one of my class mates. it reads
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less
i doubt this is true. more towards a fallacy. its not as simple as it seems.
i miss the old days, i guess my sec sch clique isnt the same as my present one. very much different.
anyways, today we celebrated kh bday, although it wasnt that spectacular, we played some games and ate dinner at haato.
dare no 1 : dance stupidly outside the cafe. (done by me) dare no 2 : walk like an idiot outside the cafe and scream ( done by melissa) dare no 3 : kai hui used her ONE DAY previledge card which earns her the right to deny all charges
lastly, joke of the day
mel : eh, priority seat cant sit 1 right? me: =.=" dun be stupid. of cos u can sit la. why? mel: ( giving that innocent, embarrassed, omg, wtf, holly crap look )
holiday holiday holiday.
9:03 AM
Monday, September 29, 2008
omg. i feel dead. lethargic. after todays rug training.been a long time since i ran and my old injuries are surfacing. sigh. i wonder how am i going to endure 42.195km. lol. lets hope i can (:
thank you for understanding (:
6:50 AM
Sunday, September 28, 2008
painted skin was quite a nice show, not much of a scare ( winifred is a scaredy cat ) the worms were so animated =.=" me dar and the zheng twins watched at jec. with its reputated cockroach infested seats ( jevon proved that much ) and yeah. 4/10 for entertainment. lol. maybe 3.5. it doesnt matter. money wasted alr.
been reading dragonlance books, and its the first time i have ever read such entertainment. its better than eragon, better den sword of angels, better den forgotten realm. yeah. that much. but i realized 1 problem, what if i read the end of the story? i hope it doesnt end soon, but after reading 11 books, i think its near.
50 more days, no more agonizing studies and heartwrecking pains. its the last lap of the race.
i guess your not the one for me
6:06 AM
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Quoique continuer avec vous toujours allé me dérange.
5:59 AM
Friday, September 26, 2008
Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other animal in the world does.
Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"
"Really, would you mind telling us why that is Johnny?," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat on the porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat went "fffff! fffff! fffff!", and before he could say "Fuck!", the dog ate him!"
6:21 AM
Thursday, September 25, 2008
i wonder what will i be doing after a levels. all that spare time, the overseas trips, the outings and the games. but judging by the amount of time, i wonder if we get sick of having holidays and look forward to school. i remember that feeling during o levels. lol. just too much time.
heres another joke to keep u laughing (:
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
"MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
7:05 AM
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
7:08 AM
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
okay. we bought pizza today for lunch. and i thought i was hungry, so i ordered garlic bread too. in the end, i became bloated. and we wanted to destress so badly, we ended up so desperate trying to find alternatives, we tried playing piano. and from there.. it goes on....
pianist : WUDANG WARRIOR aka alex dancers: ken, nevin, yanshan, kin onn yee min camera man: WEBSTERRR
place: NON AIR CONDITION STUFFY HOT AND HUMID LT5
5:03 AM
Monday, September 22, 2008
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."
"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
9:31 AM
Saturday, September 20, 2008
slpt late and woke up early today. i think i should cont doing that. more attention spent on studies.
sy: eh how to sign up for standard chartered ah? ym: eh u go yahoo search standard chartered 42 km den u register zheng bao: no lor! u go to neopets, u can click the link alr. haa haaa.....
LOL. and my class is all crazy over some modified version of little fighter =.="
5:36 AM
Thursday, September 18, 2008
aims for this year
finish a levels with a smile on my face
finish 42 km race on 7dec
go sightseeing overseas
forget the past and walk the present.
(:
5:53 AM
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
our song to yanshan when stress got its grip onto us after hours of studying.
7:23 AM
Monday, September 15, 2008
lol. today damn fun in sch. first we made a video for yanshan, i shall post that later. and we went ard sch with lanterns and we screwed up some stuffs =.=" its all alex fault. LOL. anyway. we played with candles and those sparklers. omg. bloody no childhood man. but its nice, to relive them again. esp when u run ard trying to blow each others candle and doing FREE STYLE LANTERN by spinning them without the candles being blown off. LOL. pictures and videos will be uploaded later (: and i love pulling roko johns pants down. ok . heres the story
me: wa damn sian laa. ken: eh the field there got ppl. go tao pok leh! all: OK! ernest: eh shit. tat 1 girl la. tat 1 got pony tail. all: fuck la. ken: eh? that guy there look like johnathan me: really meh? ken: EH JOHNATHAN? johnathan: what? all: CHIONG AHHHHH!
and so we caught roko john by surprise and pulled down his pants and ran away with it, leaving him stranded on the field with his boxers. LOL. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO. luckily it was 8plus.i wonder what its like if it was day time. LOL.
the easiest way to piss roko johnny.
me: eh johnathan john: wad? me: hows chem? john: good. i got B me: WHOA. den physics leh john: B also. me: whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa. chee bong so smart john: ok laaaa. not that good. me: ok la. eh. HOWS CHINESE.
LOL.
it hurts each time i see you. even though i truly miss your smile. sometimes i feel that i shouldnt read your blog. i shouldnt start msging u in the first place when sy gave me your number. i should have known.. i should have known...
7:45 AM
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
the day has passed beyond my power. the petals close upon the flower the light is failing in this hour of the day's last waning breath
the blackness of the night surrounds the distant souls of stars now found far from this world to which we're bound, of sorrow, fear and anxiety.
sleep, love, forever sleep your emotions, the night will keep embrace the darkness deep. sleep, love, forever sleep.
the gathering darkness consumes our souls embracing us in chilling folds, deep in a void that holds, our fate lies foretold.
we close our eyes, our minds at rest, submit our wills our weakness in which we confess and because of love, we bend.
the strength of guilt fills the sky its depth beyond both you and i into its arms, our souls will fly where fear and sorrows end.
8:06 AM
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
okay. i look kinda stupid in sch clothes in orchard. but nvm. i had a great time, first because i could claim marks from physics to get an S. lol. still shitty but at least i feel better.
ym: EH MR LOW! WHY THIS QN I DO SAME BUT I WRONG? mr low : i dun like u la?
=.=" zzzzzzzzzzzz and its not just 1 question. but 4 questions. can u believe that? from a 34% to a 41% =.=" thats a freaking big jump. but still, its an S.
ms ng: ( saw ym dozing off ) eh, u noe everyone in the class, got improvements in some people, even if its TWO MARKS. still got improvement. samuel. improve by 10 marks. YEEMIN the one who improve TWO MARKS. and i woke up =.=" tmd. must let everyone know i improve by 2 marks meh? still U =.=" ZZZZZ i seriously feel, that the chem paper was a joke, and i misread afew questions. and i f%%@#$! hate organic.
and another incident happened.
ms ng: anything u all wanna complain? samuel: (seeing cheng kai going out to the toilet) I GOT. can ask the person who is shaking leg dun shake leg in exam? super irritating and very distracting. elgin: yeah lor. he seriously damn irritating
the girls: who who who?
ym: no la. not irritating wad. elgin: u dunno only cause u sit in front.
ms ng: eh dun ask who who, dun pinpoint people ok. that one i not sure, but can try to ask the invigilator during that day
ym: yeah lor. we never say who wad. we didnt say it was cheng kai ma.
lol. ok anyways. so my results currently is
physics s chemistry u econs s
and a grand total of 15 points! wow. i scored 1 point better for my L1r5 during o levels. =.="
went out with my sec sch friends after tuition. played lan. wtf? so much for pool. been a while since i saw them. haha. should have gone out in the afternoon. more time to catch up. stevens got alot more white hair than me.
and that bitch made me took the wrong bus to zion road. and i ran all the way back to lido in 10mins. !^%@$^@$^%$
9:44 AM
Friday, September 05, 2008
THE JOB OF THE PENIS
I the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons.: - I do physical labour. - I work at great depths. - I plunge head first into everything I do. - I do not get week-ends or public holidays off. - I work in a damp environment. - I don't get paid overtime. - I work in a dark workplace that has a poor ventilation. - I work in high temperatures. - My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Dear Penis. After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your requests for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8 hrs a day. - You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. - You do not always follow the orders of the management team. - You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting otherlocations. - You do not take initiative. - You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. - You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. - You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such aswearing the correct protective clothing. - You will retire well before you are 65. - You are unable to work double shifts, - You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task. - And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering andexiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely The Management
7:49 AM
Thursday, September 04, 2008
2 more months. hang on.
7:25 AM
Monday, September 01, 2008
can i? cant i? what am i thinking? what have i been doing?
is this sufficient to get over? or am i still lingering with these old rusty chains? pulling me back down unable to spread my wings and take flight to somewhere more pleasant more comfortable
not heart breaking.
close the void of my heart seal the hole in my world break the chains of love
im free.
8:15 PM
4bia is a stupid show. its made up of a series of not so scary short ghost films. ok, only the last show was quite scary. about the princess part. the ghost was like, vomiting and stuff. yuck.
the day ended not so well when i had to pangseh you know who and meet up with you know who due to relationship problems. sigh. sometimes, i wonder whether i am really helping, or giving problems. in the end, i made her laugh and she met her bf after work at 10. and my leg still hurts badly.
anyway. thanks for the day out (:
are you the one? please answer this question. posted to the heart of mine