2 hands 1 cable 1 wakeboard.

THE JOB OF THE PENIS

I the penis,
hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons.:
- I do physical labour.
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge head first into everything I do.
- I do not get week-ends or public holidays off.
- I work in a damp environment.
- I don't get paid overtime.
- I work in a dark workplace that has a poor ventilation.
- I work in high temperatures.
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.





Dear Penis.
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your requests for the following reasons:

- You do not work 8 hrs a day.
- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
- You do not stay in your designated area
and are often seen visiting otherlocations.
- You do not take initiative.
- You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such aswearing the correct protective clothing.
- You will retire well before you are 65.
- You are unable to work double shifts,
- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task.
- And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering andexiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely
The Management