2 hands 1 cable 1 wakeboard.

whoa. i just realised. 500 posts alr. and this is the 501 post.lol. flying of to taiwan soon. first tiem there, i hope the food is delicious, and not to forget the shopping part.













its not me, its you.



so i am heading to taiwan in 2 days. sometimes i dont really know what i am thinking, nor doing. even though there are times where people consult me in certain issues like bgr, friends, studies and so on, but i always have an explanation, a reason, a solution for them. but i dont have any for myself when the problem comes. i think that happens to everyone? for example, when some1 breaks up, u will be understanding, and u help them by talking, hoping they will be fine. but when it happens to u, it will be different, your world just crashes down. studies are somewhat similar, u can come up with study plans and techniques for your friends but when you really need to study, most of the time u are at lost. afterall, we are never perfect in anyway ? or are we just ignorant about ourselves and staying in our delusioned state?



some funny shits my friend showed me


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Yeah it was pretty sweet.







bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.





BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something



✩*小同志 - jerrie! ♥ daddy'o you got the swagger of a champion says:
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/xin/20090220/ten-658-edison-starting-afresh-singapore-3c1b9bc.html
✩*小同志 - jerrie! ♥ daddy'o you got the swagger of a champion says:
read the article

Big Bang says:
HAHAHA
Big Bang says:
WOOHOOO
Big Bang says:
i think cause sg the safest place
Big Bang says:
cause no crazy media and no terrorist
✩*小同志 - jerrie! ♥ daddy'o you got the swagger of a champion says:
yeaaa
✩*小同志 - jerrie! ♥ daddy'o you got the swagger of a champion says:
haha
✩*小同志 - jerrie! ♥ daddy'o you got the swagger of a champion says:
hiaz
✩*小同志 - jerrie! ♥ daddy'o you got the swagger of a champion says:
lets kidnap him
✩*小同志 - jerrie! ♥ daddy'o you got the swagger of a champion says:
i want!
✩*小同志 - jerrie! ♥ daddy'o you got the swagger of a champion says:
my bday coming leh
✩*小同志 - jerrie! ♥ daddy'o you got the swagger of a champion says:
u help me ctach him for present can?


and so eddie eddie is coming sg. and girls will go gah gah over him once again. LOL



okay. been a long time since i updated. was kinda lazy.


the past few days i have been hanging out with my sec sch friends and stuff, been a long time since i heard and spoke to them, let alone meet them. haha

so anyways. happy bday to steven in advanced. although he left us speechless when he just took a cab and went home in just 3 seconds when we were celebrating his bday. LOL.

went to ritz calton today to find a job, in the end, no job. tmd. zhi hao scam me. $&%#$%*% but i made use of the time tehre by walking ard aimlessly because gwen wanted to eat swensens for lunch.

GWEN IS THE ULTIMATE PSK. SERIOUSLY.



cant tell why, she says its confidential. but shes screwed up.


anyways. met up with shi shuang for dinner, been a long time since i saw her. her new hair cut doesnt look any different, lol.



cougars, good luck with saoba tmr



orientation was quite fun, but tiring. i feel bad for leaving camp twice,

first day was because of piano, but i stayed over.

i had abrasions and it sucks. i walked like a penguin. zz. the camp wasnt as fun as the previous, mostly due to the budget cut this year. and the campers werent that enthusiastic, but nevertheless, we had fun. lol.

met chia hong yday and today, his flying back to New Zealand tmr. hes getting fatter each time i see him. lol. watched valkyrie today, its kinda like a history lesson? but i still think its a good movie.lol. went to char's house after that to draw some pics before heading home.




thats teh update for previous days. lol.



товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
alright man
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
got pet bird damn cool
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
can say
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
eh my bird can talk sia
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
today i feed my bird
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
wan see my bird anot
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
wa just now u call me i playing with my bird
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
my neighbour oso got bird, but i got more birds and bigger birds
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
sombody's cat ate my bird
Big Bang says:
HAHAHAHA
Big Bang says:
LOLOLOLOL
Big Bang says:
WTF
Big Bang says:
I POST THIS ON MY BLOG ALR



im bored. and i am lazy.

played mahjong 2 days ago for 12 hours. thats the life man. but it was quite tiring but fun.
played small bets, 10 cent 20 cent, i won 17 dollars. but i played poker and i lost 30. so.... moral of the story, dont gamble poker. LOL.


went to jian wen house today to bai nian. heres 1 creepy incident.

a lady commited suicide by jumping of a high rise building, but while she was falling, she hit her head at the 4th floor, causing blood to splatter 6 floors up, and her head was disconnected from her body during that point of time, hence, her head is on the 4th floor, her body is on the ground floor. holly shit man. that gave me the goosebumps. i hope she aint a ghost.lol.


and last but not least. MAFIA WARS IS SOME FUN SHIT. LOL



i realised, there are people who seriously have no lifes. like that guy who is stalking ( my teacher) and send disgusting smses to her which is mostly involving sexual inferences and there are people who just cant understand when they are being told what to do in rugby and they keep giving lame comments and do stupid things that seem so sissy.

for example in the case for that stalker. why would you sms things like, i am hard help me, or i wan sex tonight? shes not even your girlfriend and worse of, u treat your gfs like some sex shit? and wtf? are u sexually deprived ? going around smsing people about how horny u are? i think u should just go geylang or something. its kinda stupid sending people those kinda smses, and its utterly lame to continue sending even after sending it once =.=" if its a prank i can still accept, but it isnt, and its disgusting. and it pisses me off. and that guy, is some fat dude, who stays at home and play online games and watches porn until his dick drops off. and the best part is, my teacher aint gonna do anything about it =.="


second case. that lame ass j1 guy i met today during rugby training. it started off with the payment during admin day. he keeps talking to me as if i had to explain to him every detail. and nvm, den came the melissa incident where he just asked her where she was going when he didnt even know her? and now the rugby incident where he ask lame questions and do lame things during the training which wasted valuable time which could be used to groom the j1s. he just pisses me off, but i could tolerate, until the part where during the debriefing, he just keeps cutting in during our talks. $#^%#*&^(*^&*%^$%#!%!#% i have no comments. if i were his parents, i would have shot myself with a shotgun when he came out.


ok enough of ranting.

TMR IS MAHJONG DAY.lol. i hope i wont lose again, and i must beat big head tmr. lol.











your laughter.




so i was talking to zhi hao until 4 am. and this is wad he said.


товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
i viewed 21 pics
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
i think i dying tmr
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
overexposure to radiation


its pictures of a girl . whom i cant name. but yeah. shes RADIOACTIVE.

and he sent me 1 of her pictures. and now i cant slp. LOL.

товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
eh one more la
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
one more
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
share my plight
Big Bang says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONONO

Big Bang says:
MY COMPUTER IS CORRUPTED ALR
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
hahahhahahaha
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
one more bonus pic la
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
got victoria one
Big Bang says:
NOOOOOO
Big Bang says:
oh wait
Big Bang says:
really ah?
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
is the sesame street from hell
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
not the hockey one
Big Bang says:
EH FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

and it continues to the origins of

товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
M**** is meda14
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
highly unstable radioactive element
товарищ- For Kalashnikov so loved the world, he invented AK47, that whosoever uses it shall never perish and have eternal life says:
found under toiletbowls at JP bus interchange










so i woke up late today, ps-ed ms kim and kens lunch. sigh. tat kinda suck. and i learnt my lesson yday. even if its a joke. lkol.



so menghan, gwen, bryan came to my house to mahjong. and from being the biggest winner to become the biggest loser at the end of the game. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. lol.







you got me hatin on the clubb.