Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I told my dad that I was going to sleep over my friends house this weekend with a few other guys to play 'dungeons and dragons'. He responded with "oh, I remember back in my day when me and my pals used to pick on the kids who played 'dungeons and dragons'." FML
Today, I confronted my fiance and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because "the dog can't see the TV." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 years old skinny girl and I'm 17 years old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I proceeded to create an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML
Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML
Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML
Monday, May 25, 2009
i slept for 15 hours since yday. wow.
i had a surprise bday cake on my bday at 12am. was shocked since i was fking half naked and i was moving chairs and stuff around to make sure on sat there is space for every1 to sit and stuff. well, was damn happy about it. hahaha. cake from island creamery. i cant upload the photo since the fking cable is somewhere ard my table but i cant find it. thanks babe (:
anyway, on my bday was kinda fun, theres quite a number of people who remembered my bday, i guess its facebook, and partially my close friends too. was kinda upset since fag was always the first 1 to wish me happy bday, and always the first one to call. and this year first person is graced by shi shuang. and the reason she called was because she had a car accident, and after the concussion, she realized, ITS MY BDAY. and so she called. and her tone was grumpy since she had a swollen lip due to the bang. haha.
on the party itself, as usual, no1 turned up at 4 except for ernest,and he caught me slpin. about hte birthday bash.... no nid detailss.lol.
HAPPY babe (:
Friday, May 22, 2009
okay so i went prawning today. and for 2 hours, i caught only 1 prawn. CONGRATS. fk up. $50 for 1 tiny puny prawn. tmd. went to watch movie NOTM2 with ym after that. quite a show, but it wasnt that interesting, and worst of, theres this middle aged man in front of us and his head is HUGE and he sat so straight that his head just blocked the 1/4 of the screen. whooooooooooo. tmr bbq, prepare prepare. hope it doesnt go boom
Thursday, May 21, 2009
day spoilt. i dun wanna say so much about it. but i think its quite stupid in the first place. and a little to unneccessssssssssaryy to do such stuffs. but aye. nvm. dont really care now. i heard about it, i felt pissed, but i thought, maybe its my fault? i always put myself in other shoes before coming into a conclusion. but well, it seems there is no explanation, nor any amount of respect. does the world have to always revolve around you? pulling your friends around, always thinking about yourself first before others. not even caring about your friends feelings about your actions and what you say. sigh. i just dont know what to say. pissed mixed with upset. what do u get? a ****-ed up mood. censorship is now on for female viewers who kept saying my blog is vulgar.
well, at least its balanced, was quite glad zoe msged to apologize, looking forward to tmr. and sat as well. but after today. aye. i dun know what to say.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML
Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML
Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then proceeds to respond, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML
haha funny shits that makes you laugh when u arebored.
Monday, May 18, 2009
i am getting clear now, with my thoughts, my inner turmoil. had someone to talked about, thanks alot. i guess u are the only one, who dont go by what people say, but how u really see in me. haha. and i am quite shocked about that. but thanks anyway.
starting up the study generator. 20% now. and increasing.LOL.
i found a book about the unexplained mysteries of the world,in terms of hypnosis, scrying, reincarnation, life itself and many more. interesting book, gave me something to think about rather than just books. the supernatural is something that we all cant explain but we still believe in it. seeing is believing.
let me be the one.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
studied alot today, maths, phy, chem. first time i did so much work, proud of myself. went to gompak to study with jian wen before watching angels and demons at westmall. the show has good visual effects, but the story is boring as compared to the book, its more of watching the movie to see if what u imagined in your mind is what is shown in reality.
theres suppose to be training tmr, fuck. the feeling is back again. the last year to play ocmpetitive, and i didnt achieve my aim, seriously, i kept having the fk up feeling that we werent suppose to lose, because we were owning their faces. i was sad last year because i know, there and then, our skills didnt match up with cj, but this year, i know in my heart, pj wasnt at our level, but somehow, we lost. i know it may sound as a sore loser, but all in all, we really should win, what we sacrificed and again, our skills were much better then those cocky players. and what did we get from the sch? " arrogant at the wrong time" " why do we need any coverage? just 5th or 6th, no big deal" " dont be too taken by the word FINAL, its just 5th or 6th" i really hope ,that teacher walk across the road and get raped by baboons hanging on the tree and get run down by a tricycle ridden by a 3 yr old kid.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
beginning to accept the lost. but i just cant stand the fact that we lost.
no point being pissed, but i am thankful to have this few people in the team.
edmund, lucas, hendy, sheng da,the gay brothers. u guys made my training worth while.
injuries here and there. the pain, the blood, the sweat. yet the plates, isnt where its supposed to be yet.
all the way for A levels
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
no comments. we lost because we commited too many offences, and because we were all tired out. fucked up. i dont wanna say out names to those who played badly, i think its a waste of time. you know who you are, and thats enough. fuck up. i sitll cant get over losing to pjc when we had 4 opportunities to try but we didnt because of stupid blunders. i have nothing to say. just disappointed. and upset. its like fucking your ass with an umbrella and opening it up.
u werent there to catch me when i fall.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Friday, May 08, 2009
quarrelled with 1 of my close friend whom i have known for 5 years? sigh. i have nothing to say now. just sianed. spoilt my whole day. fk
a year has passed. and again, plate finals. i missed last years team, with flaws and strengths, i still missed them.the funny things that happened, winston's stupid jokes, nevin sarcasm, kenny with his match prep song " stars are blind",ken's irritating laughter. those moments are what made the team special,and what is made up of our team. but i dont miss the feeling of defeat when we lost to cjc. frankly speaking, i was out for revenge during cjc match that i played dirty in the rucks, crashing and so on. but i realised, i still cant bring back what i could not last year. the plate champs. this year, another chance is right next to me, giving me hope to retrieve what i have lost last year so painfully, i will do my best, for cougars 08, and for the present team. fk their size, fk their score. im gonna fk them on tues. for the plates, for coach.
Thursday, May 07, 2009
i sometimes find myself drifting through this mentality, without effect and i often wonder if i am blessed, i searched thru days that have been hard, to try and understand. the many trials that i have known, the life that i have had, you see me in my daily grind. so confident and strong, yet when i am alone, i question, just where i belong? i often try too hard, i find to analyze and guess, to scrutinize and investigate my life i confess. is there some hidden meaning? some agenda to be found? a greater purpose waiting? if i care to hang around? it teases and taunts me. always slightly out of sight, a hazy vision. out of reach, where darkness hides its light.i struggle to bring clarity, to what awaits me here. and yet this weak illusion always fades before my stare. it seems the harder i try to focus through the haze, it serves to add more questions. through my endless and tired gaze. perhaps im trying to hard to understand it all. for can we ever truly know? just what we have in mind? each incident, each moment passed jsut adds upon the next, but in the end, will i find the truth? or will i be perplexed? perhaps i make it even harder than it has sometimes. but will my searching bring me my feelings over time? or will it leave me confused as i am feeling now?
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
last match of my cca. the last competitive match of my whole life. cherish it. winning it. i dun wanna experience the same shit i did last year. plate champs. last year was cjc, this year its gonna be us. bringing down pj.
Monday, May 04, 2009
no freedom of speech, no freedom this no freedom that. so much restrictions to shield people who think they are great, beautiful and sexy when they arent. hmmmmmmm.they should be told straight in the face, i mean, seriously, why do we have people like this in the society. they should at least do something about their skirt length and size if u know what i mean. wont entertain any tags on this post. u like it den read it. dont like, u can always fk off.
do u ever wonder, nowadays, small guy children are abit gay? like, ohh powerpuff and oh u poke me.ma me that girl punch me ): and sometimes, girls are much more MANLIER than guys? is it because of their childhood? about what they have been exposed during that period? for example, we do watch conan and thundercats so on and so forth that gives a stereotype that guys must be muscular, must be manly.popeye that shows guys have to treat girls with respect, to treat them nice and offer them a seat etc. but nowadays, all u see is pokemon, powerpuff, dexters lab? ok maybe pokemon is still ok, but its still a lil gay when i look back in the past where i was so obsessed with the card game. LOL. but still, the oldie muscular manly cartoons are being replaced with, sabrina the teenage witch, justice league. where did popeye and the others go? hmmmmm. concurrently, the education syllabus is changing almost every 4 to 5 years, i have been to jjc for 3 years, something to laugh about, but the syllabus is going to change next year i think, and now, primary 6 kids gets CALCULATOR?! i only got them at like, sec 1 sec 2? and what sec sch people are learning in maths now are what i am learning in jc now, binomial and poisson. shit. competitive and stressful. there isnt a proper home team in sports too, as well as in the arts fac. yes, singapore won table tennis, but are they home breed? they are just from china who applied for singapore citizens. rugby, only 9 local players. even with a population of over 6 million and we cant even find enough local orchestra players! okay. migrating, i guess, is the best solution from all these stress. standard of living in sg, in terms of leisure hours and liberty, we are close to crap.
slping early. cj tmr.
Sunday, May 03, 2009
studied with kin onn and darren today. didnt study much, but i did abit of econs and chem. yeah. i needa start on physics soon. got nothin much to say. jsut that lucas and siang pangseh us.
Saturday, May 02, 2009
training was shit today, didnt train well, saw N today in sch. lol. the whole truggers of last batch came. not all, some. haha. watched xmen with ym today. damn cool show. seriously, its the kinda action show that u want to watch, but the visual effects are superb, nevertheless, its fantastic. went ard shopping for mother day shit, in the end i didnt get anything and ym got a bag, met zoe at her workplace at slice, lol shes getting smaller and smaller.
happy (: (: (:
Friday, May 01, 2009
randomness from my junior =.=
Eunice ♥ says: yeemin i dreamt of you yesterday!! you called and said you were very sad cause you had big big tummy so i brought you to slimming centre then the lady did some rolly thing on your stomach and then you suddenly said 'i will fight to my death' the end. haha. ok im gonna sleep now bye bye.
training today was tiring. will have a tiring day tmr again. i think plates champs is more than just the title, its about the pride of winning it back. for the seniors who laughed at us, for the blood and sweat we have spent. all comes down to 2 more matches. i realised something else. GOD AKA HENDY GOT A BLOG. shit i dunno where the url went, but i found it just now while surfing randomly. funny blog.