2 hands 1 cable 1 wakeboard.

i took a walk at west coast park earlier on, the breeze was calm and soothing, the waves that come and go, it relieves anyone who sat there and listen. it was low tide, walking around the rocks, flipping them, catching crabs as i passed my time to relax myself after a whole afternoon of chem and physics. i realised, while walking back, that i have passed the childhood age, im 19 now. damn. and i came to much understanding, why adults used to say, "treasure your time now laaaa, next time u sure regret".

i remember afew incidents during my psch life,

my 2nd bro and i, played too much in the super market, and my mum gave me the " cane" face, which apparently doesnt fail each time it shows its features. upon reaching home,

min: eh faster take slpin bag, sure kena wack 1.
siang: okok faster

siang: ok can alr, now try jump in

min: ok should be can

as we walked out of the room, with much pride, we saw our mum with the cane walking towards us. well, i must say, that feeling of dread, its as if, the boogeyman just appeared, or a monster walking your way. we ran back into our rooms, and jumped into our slpin bags

piak piak piak piak piak piak......

i acted like it was the end of the world, sobbing, screaming when it didnt hurt at all, my brother did the same. after 5 mins of non stop trashin by my mum, she walked out of the room.

min: she zhao alr. can stop crying liao\
siang: soob...
min: oi, she really not here alr.

as i opened my slpin bag, i realised my brother made half the journey into the bag, while his other half, his butt, was left open outside the bag.


i laughed my ass off even till now.



another incident,


my dad just got a double decker bed, can u imagine the excitement my brothers and i! we were trying to get to the top, so finally, it was decided, my 1st bro, gets the top ( duh ) my 2nd bro, gets the bottom, and yeah, consolation prize, i get to fucking sleep on the floor.

so while i was being upset about it, i decided to experience how it felt like, slpin on the top,

min: hung, i try slp on it ah ( i shouted outside while climbing up)

hung:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000( running in)
hung: THATS MY BED YOU CHIKU

and he climbed the old book shelf, and jumped onto his bed, like WWE, he crashed on the bed, and it fell right thru and landed face down on my 2nd brothers bed.


theres still the time where my 1st bro and i ran away from home because we played in the supermarket and saw the "cane" face all over again. as soon as my mum grabbed the cane, we dashed out the door right away. i still can remember my brother's first words

hung: we are on our own
min: then how? call papa?
hung: no. we need to survive on our own, nvm i protect u
min: okok how much we have now?
hung: (checks pants) i got 50cents, you?
min: i left my wallet at home.
hung: ok we shall save this 50 cent and use it when we really need it
min: ok


so after 1/2 hour of walking, we decided to use that 50cents, and buy a coke from ntuc. all in all, i guess our plan of escaping didnt last long. after heading to our uncles birdshop, we eventually headed home, and got our asses caned.





theres one mystery though, about the laser disc which broke. i know it myself, that i didnt do it. and my 1st bro claims he didnt do it, well, my mum suspected it was my eldest brother, so she caned him like no tmr,

hung: you break why you dont want to own up?
min: i really didnt do it!
hung: i also never break! ghost do 1 ah?
min: aiya ok la i broke it la

so i walked to my mum, and admitted it. but i wasnt caned for honesty, but still, i really didnt do it. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. was it my 2nd bro?



i always thought going for the overseas leadership camp when i was p6 would change me, well, my 1st brother did. i wonder what happened to his camp, i went to adelaide and came back a happier child, he came back, being self centered, keeping to himself and being selfish over the snacks at home, we didnt even play much after he came back, no more piggybacks, no more running around, no more catching, no more jokes.

hung: why you eat my chocolate?
min: i tot mummie buy 1?
hung: no its mine. (snatch away)

min: why u eat my sweets?
hung: your sweets so great ah? at most i buy for you new one la!


well, it continued until he finished his alevels. much friendlier i guess, but still, theres this void that cant be filled ba. maybe in time?


well, another one was my psch table tennis time.

i got kicked out of the team, 5 times. but i managed to get back, my friend, feng shuo, got kicked out once, didnt get to come back since.we were playing wallet throwing, like a boomerang, it flew damn far. since it was 5pm and training starts at 5.3o, we played passing with my alien workshop wallet across the open area beside teh canteen,

fengshuo: eh my turn!

he threw it on top of a beam, since i had $30, and during that time, $30 is THE WORLD. i scolded his ass.

fengshuo: aiya i go find something take down la( walks away)

and by chance, the OM came by, and he took a ladder and took it down for me.

fengshuo didnt see him, and came back with a broom.

fengshuo: i helppp u get it down.

he threw the broom countless of times until the coach came and scolded his ass again, finally, menghan and i confessed we got the wallet back, and he punched me on my back.

coach: WO KAI CHU NI! ZOU!

well, he waited after training and told my coach,

fengshuo: wo gen ni kai wan xiao laaa

it didnt work.









haha. all these craps, are worth the memories.























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